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Sunday, July 30, 2006

Lessons from Missourahh

Harry Truman once wrote,
"I believe that all men should be treated equally, as long as he is not a negro or a Chinaman."

Granted, his was a different time, but seriously? From a guy who dropped A-Bombs on some Asians? He WAS young when he wrote this (25 long and hot farming years) so maybe I'd cut him some slack. But if I could say stupid things until I'm 25 and still be elected Prez of the USA, then: I think Katherine Harris is really ugly. Yeah, I said it.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

It's Tough Rasing Three Kids and a Rogue State

So we have a new Fed chairman and a new Treasury Secretary. Our new talking points: Hey China, what's up? How are ya doin? Need a massage? No? How about a sandwich? Oh...how about a taco? OK, well see ya at the Olympics in '08! Love, USA. p.s. How's your kid, Taiwan? Ouch.