Poor Dead Guy

When Lloyd Benson died yesterday I'm sure everyone remembered the following heartwrenching quote:

Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.

Even I felt sorry for Dan Quayle. Flash forward 18 years, and who has the last laugh? Dan does, of course. The other dude's dead.

There's Always Academia When You Fail at Life

Hadassah, you're great, but Joe, you have got to go. I'm glad you're sticking to the party line on Iraq but it's the wrong fuckin party. I'm sure you make a great professor at like Brandeis or whatever. Peace.